Sabo (
sailedfirst) wrote2012-06-01 08:34 am
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II. [Event: Horoscopes]
[Days 1-5]
[Being new in this place, it takes Sabo several hours browsing the journal to actually realize something weird is up. But since he doesn't really know anyone that much yet, and Ace and Luffy (although with more boobs) are more or less themselves, Sabo shrugs this off and spends his days in the forest, training by fighting wild animals trying to eat him or fishing by the river.]
[Day 6, Action]
[There is a rooster in Sabo's room today. It's nestled on his chest when he woke up so he and the chicken exchanged peaceful, post-sleep stares before Sabo's brain catches up to what's actually happening. This is followed by the sound of a young boy flailing and yelling, flapping wings and loud, indignant squawking. Several minutes and multiple scratches later, Sabo quickly flips his journal open to find a strange message: Adopt a chicken. ...Okay, he doesn't know what to make of that.]
[Video]
Uh, hey! Is anyone missing a pet? Er... A chicken? I--no, it's a rooster, actually. He might've wandered in my room and---Hey, stop that! [Said rooster now nudges its way into the screen, and just when it looks like it's going to crow like a normal rooster, it coos. Sabo manages to wrench the journal away.] So yeah, if this guy's yours, give me a call! I'll bring him back. [After that, Sabo goes outside to explore. And tagging persistently after him is a rooster.]
[Day 7, Action]
You have something in your teeth.
[Something's different about Sabo today, and those who know what he normally looks like would notice it at once. Perfect set of teeth. And this will last all week.]
[Day 8, Action]
You have a gay sibling. Shhh.
[Ace, Luffy... If you run into your little bro around, he'll be walking right up to you, give you a hug, and very solemnly say:] No matter what your choices in life are, you have my full support!
[Marco... he's going to be a little more weird to you. He'll actually bow his head while shaking your hand.] You're helping Ace all the time, right? Thank you very much for that. I guess he might get a bit shy for that kind of thing.
[Note: gay = okama in this kid's head. It explains Luffy's boobs, okay?]
[Day 9-10, Action]
[You will become illiterate as soon as you finish this sentence.
And sure enough, the once readable text is now a bunch of undecipherable squiggles. For someone who dreams of writing a book, this is one very horrible, horrible thing to happen. This day is going to be spent in frantic search of books, of any reading materials actually, and he'll end up making a bit of a mess in the library.]
[All throughout the week, the adopted rooster eventually named "Keloggs" after one particular cereal brand he saw in the food shop will be sticking by his side. Feel free to run into him everywhere!]
[Being new in this place, it takes Sabo several hours browsing the journal to actually realize something weird is up. But since he doesn't really know anyone that much yet, and Ace and Luffy (although with more boobs) are more or less themselves, Sabo shrugs this off and spends his days in the forest, training by fighting wild animals trying to eat him or fishing by the river.]
[Day 6, Action]
[There is a rooster in Sabo's room today. It's nestled on his chest when he woke up so he and the chicken exchanged peaceful, post-sleep stares before Sabo's brain catches up to what's actually happening. This is followed by the sound of a young boy flailing and yelling, flapping wings and loud, indignant squawking. Several minutes and multiple scratches later, Sabo quickly flips his journal open to find a strange message: Adopt a chicken. ...Okay, he doesn't know what to make of that.]
[Video]
Uh, hey! Is anyone missing a pet? Er... A chicken? I--no, it's a rooster, actually. He might've wandered in my room and---Hey, stop that! [Said rooster now nudges its way into the screen, and just when it looks like it's going to crow like a normal rooster, it coos. Sabo manages to wrench the journal away.] So yeah, if this guy's yours, give me a call! I'll bring him back. [After that, Sabo goes outside to explore. And tagging persistently after him is a rooster.]
[Day 7, Action]
You have something in your teeth.
[Something's different about Sabo today, and those who know what he normally looks like would notice it at once. Perfect set of teeth. And this will last all week.]
[Day 8, Action]
You have a gay sibling. Shhh.
[Ace, Luffy... If you run into your little bro around, he'll be walking right up to you, give you a hug, and very solemnly say:] No matter what your choices in life are, you have my full support!
[Marco... he's going to be a little more weird to you. He'll actually bow his head while shaking your hand.] You're helping Ace all the time, right? Thank you very much for that. I guess he might get a bit shy for that kind of thing.
[Note: gay = okama in this kid's head. It explains Luffy's boobs, okay?]
[Day 9-10, Action]
[You will become illiterate as soon as you finish this sentence.
And sure enough, the once readable text is now a bunch of undecipherable squiggles. For someone who dreams of writing a book, this is one very horrible, horrible thing to happen. This day is going to be spent in frantic search of books, of any reading materials actually, and he'll end up making a bit of a mess in the library.]
[All throughout the week, the adopted rooster eventually named "Keloggs" after one particular cereal brand he saw in the food shop will be sticking by his side. Feel free to run into him everywhere!]

DAY 8
Aye, well it wouldn't be good revenge if he was too happy about it, eh. Besides, he'll get me back eventually and that's the bigger concern.
I should hope not. I don't think I could handle trying to protect all three of you if you were. Even if Luffy's crew seems to have him covered. [Lightly ruffles Sabo's hair.] Not just easier. Better too.
DAY 8
Oh, that's true! [He has half a mind now to start documenting these pranks. It'll make one damn good battle account, right?
Blushing a bit from the ruffle and smiling brightly. He's still not used to affection not from his brothers, but it's always welcome.] Thanks, Marco. I'll definitely be more careful!
DAY 8
[Also yes, document away Sabo, someone should.]
[And finally shakes off the horrible mental image of Firefist Garp and grins lightly for Sabo.] Thanks Sabo, you're a really good big brother to those two, eh?
DAY 8
[And yes, yes he will. So don't mind him asking for more details about this prank war later. (And bursting out laughing at that lovely video of bird-you rolling in flowers.)]
Heh, I try! At least I can do that much. [His brothers are grownups now, and they have their own nakama to look after them. There's not much he could do for them anymore.]
DAY 8
[Marco will never show that journal entry, however just ask Ace, Norma, or Robin, they'd be delighted to, no doubt.]
Hey, sometimes just being by their side is all it takes, eh. I can't tell you how glad I am to have Ace here. I was a lot more lost without him.
DAY 8
[Copy that! o7 Plus he'll need eye-witnesses' accounts too.]
[And Sabo'll just... stare at you with wide eyes. Are you a mind-reader? Because that is creepy, okay.]
DAY 8
[Small grin at the staring. He's not completely sure what Sabo's in awe over, but he'll hazard a guess and playfully tip Sabo's hat over his eyes the same way Marco does to Ace sometimes.] No matter what enemies you face, even the world government itself, so long as you've got brothers or nakama with you it will always seem like you can do anything.
DAY 8
I... was wondering if there's anything I could do for Ace and Luffy. They're adults now, so they can take care of themselves, and have their nakama here. I can't look after them the way I used to before. That bothered me a lot.
So when you said just being here's enough... well, it's a relief, I guess! I can't tell what this place has in store for me, but I... [Fists clenching.] I'll stay by their side as along as I can.
DAY 8
My Pops was the strongest man in the world, so the times he really needed someone to look after him were next to nil. But his dream was to have a big family. Nothing made him happier than having his family nearby. Understood?
DAY 8
Ah, you know what? You and Ace are making me really regret I won't get to meet Whitebeard. He's already great in all the stories I know of him, but I think I like the image of him as a dad better than an emperor.
DAY 8
You'll find what you can do, eh.
[Grins.] He was the greatest man I've ever known. Mah, maybe you still will get a chance to meet him someday. This place can be strange like that.
DAY 8
Hopefully it won't take me long! I really wanna be useful to those two dumbasses. [Pause.] And to you too. Er-- if you'll have me, I mean.
That'd be awesome if that happens! Ah... But wouldn't he be trapped here just like the rest of us?
DAY 8
[Arches an eyebrow.] Heh... as opposed to being dead? Somehow, I don't think he'd mind. Especially not with some of his sons here.
DAY 8
[Yeah no, can't process how the strongest man in the world could possibly be dead.]
DAY 8