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sailedfirst) wrote2012-06-01 08:34 am
sailedfirst) wrote2012-06-01 08:34 am
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II. [Event: Horoscopes]
[Days 1-5]
[Being new in this place, it takes Sabo several hours browsing the journal to actually realize something weird is up. But since he doesn't really know anyone that much yet, and Ace and Luffy (although with more boobs) are more or less themselves, Sabo shrugs this off and spends his days in the forest, training by fighting wild animals trying to eat him or fishing by the river.]
[Day 6, Action]
[There is a rooster in Sabo's room today. It's nestled on his chest when he woke up so he and the chicken exchanged peaceful, post-sleep stares before Sabo's brain catches up to what's actually happening. This is followed by the sound of a young boy flailing and yelling, flapping wings and loud, indignant squawking. Several minutes and multiple scratches later, Sabo quickly flips his journal open to find a strange message: Adopt a chicken. ...Okay, he doesn't know what to make of that.]
[Video]
Uh, hey! Is anyone missing a pet? Er... A chicken? I--no, it's a rooster, actually. He might've wandered in my room and---Hey, stop that! [Said rooster now nudges its way into the screen, and just when it looks like it's going to crow like a normal rooster, it coos. Sabo manages to wrench the journal away.] So yeah, if this guy's yours, give me a call! I'll bring him back. [After that, Sabo goes outside to explore. And tagging persistently after him is a rooster.]
[Day 7, Action]
You have something in your teeth.
[Something's different about Sabo today, and those who know what he normally looks like would notice it at once. Perfect set of teeth. And this will last all week.]
[Day 8, Action]
You have a gay sibling. Shhh.
[Ace, Luffy... If you run into your little bro around, he'll be walking right up to you, give you a hug, and very solemnly say:] No matter what your choices in life are, you have my full support!
[Marco... he's going to be a little more weird to you. He'll actually bow his head while shaking your hand.] You're helping Ace all the time, right? Thank you very much for that. I guess he might get a bit shy for that kind of thing.
[Note: gay = okama in this kid's head. It explains Luffy's boobs, okay?]
[Day 9-10, Action]
[You will become illiterate as soon as you finish this sentence.
And sure enough, the once readable text is now a bunch of undecipherable squiggles. For someone who dreams of writing a book, this is one very horrible, horrible thing to happen. This day is going to be spent in frantic search of books, of any reading materials actually, and he'll end up making a bit of a mess in the library.]
[All throughout the week, the adopted rooster eventually named "Keloggs" after one particular cereal brand he saw in the food shop will be sticking by his side. Feel free to run into him everywhere!]
[Being new in this place, it takes Sabo several hours browsing the journal to actually realize something weird is up. But since he doesn't really know anyone that much yet, and Ace and Luffy (although with more boobs) are more or less themselves, Sabo shrugs this off and spends his days in the forest, training by fighting wild animals trying to eat him or fishing by the river.]
[Day 6, Action]
[There is a rooster in Sabo's room today. It's nestled on his chest when he woke up so he and the chicken exchanged peaceful, post-sleep stares before Sabo's brain catches up to what's actually happening. This is followed by the sound of a young boy flailing and yelling, flapping wings and loud, indignant squawking. Several minutes and multiple scratches later, Sabo quickly flips his journal open to find a strange message: Adopt a chicken. ...Okay, he doesn't know what to make of that.]
[Video]
Uh, hey! Is anyone missing a pet? Er... A chicken? I--no, it's a rooster, actually. He might've wandered in my room and---Hey, stop that! [Said rooster now nudges its way into the screen, and just when it looks like it's going to crow like a normal rooster, it coos. Sabo manages to wrench the journal away.] So yeah, if this guy's yours, give me a call! I'll bring him back. [After that, Sabo goes outside to explore. And tagging persistently after him is a rooster.]
[Day 7, Action]
You have something in your teeth.
[Something's different about Sabo today, and those who know what he normally looks like would notice it at once. Perfect set of teeth. And this will last all week.]
[Day 8, Action]
You have a gay sibling. Shhh.
[Ace, Luffy... If you run into your little bro around, he'll be walking right up to you, give you a hug, and very solemnly say:] No matter what your choices in life are, you have my full support!
[Marco... he's going to be a little more weird to you. He'll actually bow his head while shaking your hand.] You're helping Ace all the time, right? Thank you very much for that. I guess he might get a bit shy for that kind of thing.
[Note: gay = okama in this kid's head. It explains Luffy's boobs, okay?]
[Day 9-10, Action]
[You will become illiterate as soon as you finish this sentence.
And sure enough, the once readable text is now a bunch of undecipherable squiggles. For someone who dreams of writing a book, this is one very horrible, horrible thing to happen. This day is going to be spent in frantic search of books, of any reading materials actually, and he'll end up making a bit of a mess in the library.]
[All throughout the week, the adopted rooster eventually named "Keloggs" after one particular cereal brand he saw in the food shop will be sticking by his side. Feel free to run into him everywhere!]
[action]
Oh, and... if we run into Luffy in the restaurant, don't be too hard on him, okay?
[action]
[He tilts his head a little.] How come? If this is because of the girl thing, I'm kinda used to it.
[action]
But no. Not that! There's something even weirder going on with him. [Do you realize how serious that statement is?]
[action]
... oh shit, what happened now?
[action]
...He refused.
[action] 1/4
[action]
[action]
Excuse Ace while he processes this new and seemingly unbelievable information. Because he seriously can't see Luffy ever turning down food of any kind, much less meat.]
[action] done
LUFFY turned down meat!?
[action]
...He's eating salad, and last time I saw him, he's running off to ask his chef friend to make vegetable kebabs.
[action]
[...WAIT.] Oh shit! Sanji really can't see Luffy! Not like this. Shit, we really need to warn his crew!
[The second Sanji hits on Luffy, then the world will end.] Did Luffy already head home?
[action]
[Poor kid. He doesn't know the dangers of having Sanji around women yet.]
[action]
[Dear god, he doesn't want to say this, noooo....]
He'll start flirting with Luffy.
[action]
Wait, if he's Luffy's nakama, won't he recognize him like we did?
[action]
See, that's the thing. He flirts with the female members of the crew, anyway.
[action]
[Ah, the innocence of youth.]
[action]
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So is it really worth worrying that much?
[action]
... yeah. Because he kinda can't control himself. [...] You'll see what I mean when you meet him.
[action]
[That's what you mean by lack of control, right? Because nope, he doesn't want to see that.]
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