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sailedfirst) wrote2012-06-01 08:34 am
sailedfirst) wrote2012-06-01 08:34 am
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II. [Event: Horoscopes]
[Days 1-5]
[Being new in this place, it takes Sabo several hours browsing the journal to actually realize something weird is up. But since he doesn't really know anyone that much yet, and Ace and Luffy (although with more boobs) are more or less themselves, Sabo shrugs this off and spends his days in the forest, training by fighting wild animals trying to eat him or fishing by the river.]
[Day 6, Action]
[There is a rooster in Sabo's room today. It's nestled on his chest when he woke up so he and the chicken exchanged peaceful, post-sleep stares before Sabo's brain catches up to what's actually happening. This is followed by the sound of a young boy flailing and yelling, flapping wings and loud, indignant squawking. Several minutes and multiple scratches later, Sabo quickly flips his journal open to find a strange message: Adopt a chicken. ...Okay, he doesn't know what to make of that.]
[Video]
Uh, hey! Is anyone missing a pet? Er... A chicken? I--no, it's a rooster, actually. He might've wandered in my room and---Hey, stop that! [Said rooster now nudges its way into the screen, and just when it looks like it's going to crow like a normal rooster, it coos. Sabo manages to wrench the journal away.] So yeah, if this guy's yours, give me a call! I'll bring him back. [After that, Sabo goes outside to explore. And tagging persistently after him is a rooster.]
[Day 7, Action]
You have something in your teeth.
[Something's different about Sabo today, and those who know what he normally looks like would notice it at once. Perfect set of teeth. And this will last all week.]
[Day 8, Action]
You have a gay sibling. Shhh.
[Ace, Luffy... If you run into your little bro around, he'll be walking right up to you, give you a hug, and very solemnly say:] No matter what your choices in life are, you have my full support!
[Marco... he's going to be a little more weird to you. He'll actually bow his head while shaking your hand.] You're helping Ace all the time, right? Thank you very much for that. I guess he might get a bit shy for that kind of thing.
[Note: gay = okama in this kid's head. It explains Luffy's boobs, okay?]
[Day 9-10, Action]
[You will become illiterate as soon as you finish this sentence.
And sure enough, the once readable text is now a bunch of undecipherable squiggles. For someone who dreams of writing a book, this is one very horrible, horrible thing to happen. This day is going to be spent in frantic search of books, of any reading materials actually, and he'll end up making a bit of a mess in the library.]
[All throughout the week, the adopted rooster eventually named "Keloggs" after one particular cereal brand he saw in the food shop will be sticking by his side. Feel free to run into him everywhere!]
[Being new in this place, it takes Sabo several hours browsing the journal to actually realize something weird is up. But since he doesn't really know anyone that much yet, and Ace and Luffy (although with more boobs) are more or less themselves, Sabo shrugs this off and spends his days in the forest, training by fighting wild animals trying to eat him or fishing by the river.]
[Day 6, Action]
[There is a rooster in Sabo's room today. It's nestled on his chest when he woke up so he and the chicken exchanged peaceful, post-sleep stares before Sabo's brain catches up to what's actually happening. This is followed by the sound of a young boy flailing and yelling, flapping wings and loud, indignant squawking. Several minutes and multiple scratches later, Sabo quickly flips his journal open to find a strange message: Adopt a chicken. ...Okay, he doesn't know what to make of that.]
[Video]
Uh, hey! Is anyone missing a pet? Er... A chicken? I--no, it's a rooster, actually. He might've wandered in my room and---Hey, stop that! [Said rooster now nudges its way into the screen, and just when it looks like it's going to crow like a normal rooster, it coos. Sabo manages to wrench the journal away.] So yeah, if this guy's yours, give me a call! I'll bring him back. [After that, Sabo goes outside to explore. And tagging persistently after him is a rooster.]
[Day 7, Action]
You have something in your teeth.
[Something's different about Sabo today, and those who know what he normally looks like would notice it at once. Perfect set of teeth. And this will last all week.]
[Day 8, Action]
You have a gay sibling. Shhh.
[Ace, Luffy... If you run into your little bro around, he'll be walking right up to you, give you a hug, and very solemnly say:] No matter what your choices in life are, you have my full support!
[Marco... he's going to be a little more weird to you. He'll actually bow his head while shaking your hand.] You're helping Ace all the time, right? Thank you very much for that. I guess he might get a bit shy for that kind of thing.
[Note: gay = okama in this kid's head. It explains Luffy's boobs, okay?]
[Day 9-10, Action]
[You will become illiterate as soon as you finish this sentence.
And sure enough, the once readable text is now a bunch of undecipherable squiggles. For someone who dreams of writing a book, this is one very horrible, horrible thing to happen. This day is going to be spent in frantic search of books, of any reading materials actually, and he'll end up making a bit of a mess in the library.]
[All throughout the week, the adopted rooster eventually named "Keloggs" after one particular cereal brand he saw in the food shop will be sticking by his side. Feel free to run into him everywhere!]
[Action] Day 81/2
...and then he says those words.]
R-really...?
[Action] Day 8 1/2 BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY IT WAS DAY 81 OVER 2
Th-thanks, Sabo. I was worried that... you wouldn't think the same of me anymore. [Since she doesn't eat meat now.]
[Action] Day 8 afsfasfkjh! lol
[He pats her back comfortingly.] Now stop crying. It's all fine, okay?
[Action] Day 8
O-okay. I guess I shouldn't... try to hide it anymore huh? [Wipes one of her tears away.] You don't think Ace will freak out do you?
[Action] Day 8
And, if he doesn't. Well, I'll just have to kick some sense into him.
[Action] Day 8
[And then she reaches down and takes the bowl of salad from under the bench. And then start eating it.]
Mmm, this is the best. Want some?
[Action] Day 8
[...]
Is... is that salad you're eating?
[Action] Day 8
[omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.]
Thanks again, Sabo. I was really worried you guys were going to go crazy or something.
[Action] 1/2
Luffy. Is. Dissing. Meat.
MEAT.
...is this real life?]
[Action] 2/2
....But what the hell, this is crazy!] Luffy. Are you sure you're okay? Not sick? Like... in the head, maybe?
[Action]
[He said as he munches on a tomato.]
[Action]
Alright. Just to be really sure....] Hey, wanna barbeque some meat later?
[Action]
...
Hey! Has anyone ever tried barbecuing carrots before?!
[Action]
He scratches his cheek in thought.] Uh well... I think you can. Y'know, as vegetable kebabs.
[Action]
[And then she stands up with a proud and determined look.]
YOSH! I'm gonna go see if Sanji can make one of those!! [She looks over at Sabo with a bright grin though.] Oh, but thanks Sabo! I can finally eat everything I really want to eat without worrying about you guys.
[Action]
Go easy when you tell Ace, okay? He's.... not going to take this very well.
[Action]
[And then he's going to start jogging off so he can go add the vegetable kebabs to the list of new foods Sanji needs to cook for him! But he waves back to Sabo.]
THANKS AGAIN, SABO!
[Action]
[As soon as Luffy's out of hearing distance, Sabo bolts the way he came.] Gotta warn Ace!
[[ooc: asfhdk how did I miss this for so long?! sorry SM OTL]]