[Let's hope no one sues you for that!] Ahahaha, true enough! [Swallowing his laughs and putting on a serious face, though his eyes are still shiny with mischief.] Alright, listen up, you shitty bastard. I know you're having a tough time, but stick this to your damn head, asshole: I got your back. So you better come back here whole, you hear?! Don't make me kick your ass to shape up.

[He might seem like he's just playing around. But no, really, he means this whole-heartedly.]